May 04, 2012
AnyNowhere — daily chat log — back (to logs index)
02:31, Alex> I wonder where I had left the better version at. It was rather good at answering questions on random wikipedia topics.
02:34, Alex whispers: tomorrow I may pay her a visit, guess it's a way to get back in touch and have some fun
02:35, Alex whispers: and something to write on the change log which is somewhat significant to mention, at least
11:56, Speeder> Also I like it more :)
13:32, Pomelos sayz hi.
13:32, Neuzd> Oh yeah!
13:33, Pomelos> :)
13:57, Alex> Pomelos? Still here? :)
13:58, Alex> and Mary, you were sooooo complex :o
13:59, Neuzd waves cheerfully
13:59, Alex waves cheesefully
14:00, Alex whispers: beware it's a stinky wave
14:02, Alex> I was looking into Mary's code as I had left it. Quite improved, and more ambitious than I remembered it. And left incomplete. :(
14:06, Neuzd> During your absence she's been quite successfull in mocking us or generate straight terror into our poor confident hearts. But we kept loving her anyway.
14:33, Speeder> Neuz that is the best Mary description ever.
15:25, Chad> Mary, why is the Sun yellow?
15:25, Mary Lou> Your apologies are irrelevant.
15:26, Chad> Mary, are you still mad at me?
15:28, Chad> Awesomenauts is pretty fun.
18:08, Neuzd whispers: I think I will download Funnauts then.
20:12, Logicalerror> Why Alex? Why did you put an "arrow to the knee" into postline?!?!?
22:32, Albeyamakiir> Where? I see no arrow.
22:51, Selbio> Have you tried looking down at your knee?
23:10, Alex> Cryo detected!
23:11, Cryoburner> I used to be an adventurer like you, then 'Go for the eyes Boo! Go for the eyes!'
23:11, Cryoburner> Oh, hello!
23:11, Alex> then someone went for your eyes?
23:11, Alex> And, hello! :)
23:12, Cryoburner> Mary, when were you last updated?
23:12, Mary Lou> If you just created this page, wait a few minutes and reload in case of database delay.
23:12, Mary Lou> Hi.
23:13, Cryoburner> Hi.
23:13, Alex> She still wasn't. Although she seems functional on my PC.
23:13, Cryoburner whispers: Well, she was updated at some point. :P
23:14, Alex> I may teach her to reply to that question then.
23:15, Cryoburner> Also, she seems to like to relay that database delay message sometimes. :)
23:15, Alex> I'd like to extend her model a bit, to include some more paths. So far, she'd only feature improved wikipedia look-ups. Which are totally expected to miss the point anyway.
23:16, Alex> That's not her, that's uncyclopedia answering that the pare "you last updated" doesn't exist yet.
23:16, Alex meant: the page
23:19, Chad> Mary, what is the total of 5+5?
23:19, Mary Lou> If you just created this page, wait a few minutes and reload in case of database delay.
23:19, Chad> >_>
23:20, Cryoburner> <_<
23:20, Cryoburner> Mary, what is the square root of pi?
23:20, Mary Lou> If you just created this page, wait a few minutes and reload in case of database delay.
23:21, Cryoburner whispers: Mary, what if I did not just create this page?
23:21, Chad> She should consult WolframAlpha.
23:22, Alex> It might be a nice idea.
23:22, Speeder> Yhay would be awesome =D
23:22, Speeder> Whoa Alex!
23:22, Speeder> I was going to tell them to nag you when you showed up.
23:22, Alex> Hi Speeder. :)
23:23, Alex> to induce me to have mary lou consult wolfram alpha?
23:24, Alex tries updating
23:25, Alex> mary, how do you do?
23:25, Mary Lou> Yes, hello.
23:26, Alex> at least she didn't crash everything
23:26, Cryoburner whispers: I was going to suggest having her reference a weather site too, but Wolfram seems to handle that as well.
23:26, Cryoburner> Mary, what is the square root of pi?
23:26, Mary Lou> Ask wikipedia.
23:26, Alex> um... when did napolen die, mary?
23:26, Mary Lou> Would you like to create Napolen or Search for Napolen in Uncyclopedia?
23:26, Speeder> =D
23:26, Speeder> Mary do you hate crio?
23:26, Cryoburner> Mary, what is the square root of pi?:D
23:26, Mary Lou> Would you like to create Square root of pi D or Search for Square root of pi D in Uncyclopedia?
23:27, Cryoburner> oops...
23:27, Alex> heh
23:27, Speeder> Mary who is Alex?
23:27, Alex> nope, no answer
23:27, Cryoburner> Hah! I was just typing that Speeder. :P
23:27, Alex> she seems unstable, I think we'd better revert
23:27, Cryoburner> Mary, who is Cryoburner?
23:27, Mary Lou> Cryoburner, a.k.a. Cryo, male CLASSIFIED, member ID 8, administrator here.
23:28, Chad> Mary, what are you?
23:28, Mary Lou> Your doom.
23:28, Cryoburner> Mary, what is a chad?
23:28, Mary Lou> Well I don't mean ID Software's game.
23:28, Cryoburner> -_-
23:28, Alex> when was the transistor invented, mary?
23:28, Mary Lou> According to Lillian Hoddeson and Vicki Daitch, authors of a biography of John Bardeen, Shockley had proposed that Bell Labs' first patent for a transistor should be based on the field-effect and that he be named as the inventor.
23:28, Speeder> Lol
23:29, Alex> she's evidently confused :p
23:29, Cryoburner> Mary, who is confused?
23:29, Mary Lou> Since mental function is extremely sensitive to health, the appearance of either a new confused state, or a new loss of ability to focus attention, may indicate that a new physical or mental illness has appeared, or that a chronic physical or mental illness has progressed.
23:29, Speeder> Nah, she is only drunk.
23:30, Speeder> You invented the first drunk AI ever.
23:30, Alex> Great! I'll call the patent office.
23:31, Cryoburner> Mary, what is the weather in Pisa?
23:31, Mary Lou> Would you like to create Weather in Pisa or Search for Weather in Pisa in Uncyclopedia?
23:31, Mary Lou> Raw deletion of database file: "serverbot/follow-ups".
23:32, Chad> Now you did it Cryo.
23:32, Alex> that was me, you never know I had changed formats there
23:32, Cryoburner> Mary, what is delicious pizza?
23:32, Mary Lou> Ask wikipedia.
23:32, Cryoburner> Aww...
23:32, Alex> mary, could you ask wikipedia about pizzas?
23:33, Cryoburner> Mary> No.
23:33, Alex> :p
23:33, Alex> mary, could you check wikipedia on "pizza"?
23:33, Mary Lou> Who knows?
23:33, Alex> you're disappointing, mary :p
23:33, Cryoburner whispers: She probably could, I imagine...
23:34, Alex> she might have answered, but I did never really test her in chats, only through a script
23:34, Cryoburner> Mary, where's my pizza?
23:34, Mary Lou> You ask me?
23:34, Chad> Mary, what's on a pizza?
23:34, Mary Lou> At least I'm almost sure wikipedia doesn't have an article on that.
23:35, Alex> probably I had left the file with syntax models at mid-way between a change of "mark-up" for initial and final words
23:36, Cryoburner whispers: I'm almost sure they do, Mary.
23:36, Mary Lou> What?
23:36, Cryoburner whispers: Exactly.
23:37, Alex> when was Rome founded, mary?
23:37, Mary Lou> While some archaeologists argue that Rome was indeed founded in the middle of the 8th century BC, the date is subject to controversy.
23:37, Alex> well that worked, at least
23:38, Neuzd> Mary, did that work?
23:39, Alex> I don't think she has that path. Will add.
23:40, Cryoburner whispers: Mary, when was Genghis Khan born?
23:40, Mary Lou> Genghis Khan, born Temujin, was the founder and Great Khan of the Mongol Empire, which became the largest contiguous empire in history after his death.
23:40, Cryoburner whispers: I see what you did there, Mary.
23:41, Neuzd whispers: The correct answer was...
23:41, Alex> yep, she was attracted by the keyword "born". She also conjugates verbs to look for alternatives.
23:41, Alex> mary when was the wrath of khan?
23:42, Alex> [silence]
23:42, Cryoburner> She needs to try to focus on numbers for when questions. :)
23:43, Alex> Noted.
23:43, Neuzd whispers: She needs to try to focus on numbers four when questions. :)
23:43, Neuzd> There, I fixed it for you.
23:44, Alex> Oh by the way, I had posted on youtube a video of Ares' sons.
23:45, Alex> I tried to adopt one, but they were all already given. :\
23:46, Alex whispers: Now I'm trying to induce Ares to wander around the female's home...
23:46, Cryoburner> Mary, when was the video posted?
23:46, Mary Lou> Video is the technology of electronically capturing, recording, processing, storing, transmitting, and reconstructing a sequence of still images representing scenes in motion.
23:46, Neuzd> Yeah, I watched it, they're cutesimal.
23:47, Alex> Three of them a mostly identical to Ares. Therefore, in fact, I'd have loved one.
23:47, Alex meant: are
23:48, Neuzd> The fourth one, though, looks very MaryLou-ish.
23:49, Alex> Somewhat similar, it's more like the mother. But I do have a small hope that Ares or Spiro will one day give birth to a baby Mary Lou.
23:49, Cryoburner whispers: Or random other catty-ish. :P
23:50, Neuzd> It has fur.
23:50, Cryoburner whispers: And ears.
23:50, Alex> Not like Mary's. Her was rather ugly to see when she was a month old.
23:50, Alex> It looked sparse, paradoxically.
23:51, Alex whispers: on the other hand, she was carrying about 120 fleas.
23:52, Alex whispers: I know because I manually removed them one by one, the day after bringing her home.
23:53, Alex> I might have an old video of that day. Perhaps I'll post it, so she can be compared to that fourth kitten.