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written by Onforty on Feb 06, 2009 17:46
A little game where you use random things as weapons then fight. But be realistic with the kill/no kill thig you cant just say: I fatally pinched megagun.
You can also fight Non Member Characters like: Onforty launches can gun at combine soldier.

You can also decribe why like: Reason: Im tired of hearing them saying: Pickup that can.

Ok! have fun throwing/launching/slashin/aqfseaghfeysgefk'ing people ;D
I start:

I throw a chicken at Megagun
Reason: I think he's hungry.
written by 23 on Feb 06, 2009 23:23
I seize chicken and consume it.
Reason: I am hungry.

I slash Onforty with my seering pipe.
Reason: It is obviously malfunctioning and Onforty is sending food to the wrong people.
written by Onforty on Feb 09, 2009 15:36
I throw a can at a 23

Reason: You act like a metro cop from Hl2
written by Cryoburner on Feb 09, 2009 18:58
I fire a 20mm high explosive round from a carefully aimed RT-20 antimateriel sniper rifle at Onforty, from a clocktower at 700 meters distance.

Reason: Littering.
written by 23 on Feb 10, 2009 01:31
I invoke the great spirits of wizard and his mighty staff and call in a minute pair of singularity to annihilate antimateriel shell and disable rifle.

Reason: Gross Passive Aggression.
written by Onforty on Feb 10, 2009 07:37
Imma firin mah lazor!!! Right into Cryo's face.

Reason: Shoop de whoop.
rose pony is best pony
written by Starchaser on Feb 10, 2009 07:57
I believe its "Shoop DA Whoop."

Smashes Onforty's head in with a modem.

Reason: Meme.
written by 23 on Feb 11, 2009 04:31
I pick up modem and use it to hack into orbital flight control and crash giant spacecraft into Starchaser

Reason: Grammar nazi
rose pony is best pony
written by Starchaser on Feb 11, 2009 04:59
You forgot a period at the end of...

*Hits self for becoming Bensel*

I impale 23 with a fairly large piece of shrapnel from the space craft.

Reason: Destroying the dreams of millions by blowing up a prototype ship.
written by Onforty on Feb 11, 2009 06:56
I agree with Starchaser!
I cant take when a spaceship crashes.

I pickup my locker from the 0X44 MUSH (It pretty heavy when it got a lab too! Also alot of junk i picked up from the dumpster is in there) And beat's up 23's computer.

Reason: Computer abuser, cracker's are computer abusers.
i haz title: speed-g-dof
written by Speeder on Feb 27, 2009 13:49
I use my Timeshift crossbow on Onforty...

Reason: It is cool to gib new members (at least to me...)
written by Cryoburner on Feb 27, 2009 13:58
I prepare a tea party atop the clocktower, and invite everyone over for strawberry pie.

Reason: Delicious pies.
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written by Buuks on Feb 27, 2009 14:20
Steals the invites to Cryo's teaparty and change the date to a week later.

Reason: Delicious pies, all for me.
written by Barebones on Feb 27, 2009 16:33
I scratch my body with a coctail of tetanus bacteria and horrible larvae, and die a purulent and decomposing death in the middle of the tearoom.

Reason: the ninja party spoiling maneuver.
written by Onforty on Feb 27, 2009 17:36
I pickup a sawblade with a gravity gun and fires it at speeder.

Reason: Im not new.. only half (life 2) LOL
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