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standing on my title
written by Gligar on Aug 19, 2009 01:23
Al-R turns to a nearby concerned clone. "Oh, don't worry. We're not arguing. We're discussing. We put forward a point of view and then yell at each other for a bit to buy time while decide on a reasonable response. It's a perfect example of civility."

He notices the blinky light, and tells Stu-O, "Hey! Your collar thing is blinking."

Stu-O strains to look at the collar, and notes that it is indeed blinking. "Huh... Seemly yes, the object that is around the neck that supports my beloved head is somehow blinking, seemly as a reaction to the stupid flawed accusations of Joris, but I am not feeling anything... yet... So still I can not inform you yet of what is happening."

He keeps his focus on Joris-O but looks like he's waiting for something to happen.

Jan-R eyes the blinking light eagerly, wondering what it could mean. "Ummm, Joris, I think now we need to get out the remote. Blinking light equals buttons to press!"

Joris-O grumbles. "Fine then, but I'll keep my eye on you."

He takes out the remote and places it on the floor. He also pulls out his laser pistol and points it at Stu-O. "Stu-O, you have been truthfully accused of treason earlier by myself, for which Friend Computer has commended me. If you're still a treason-loving communist mutant traitor, then do note that I will not hesitate to fire upon you should you try to do something treasonous!"

Turn 19

Sensing that something is likely to happen, those clones stay where they are. It's possible that they don't agree with Al-R's assessment of the situation. Plus, there's an unknown R&D device or two thay they might want demonstrated.

Speaking of R&D devices, Stu-O's collar still has flashing lights. The first light has been joined by another.

Current status
TroubleshooterPlayerStatusPP
Stu-O-SUX-2SpeederOkay32
Al-R-KRP-1AlbeyamakiirOkay25
Joris-O-DNK-1MegagunOkay16
Jan-R-DOL-1Granpire Viking ManOkay25
Waiting list
  • Pwin

Have your turns posted no later than 01:30 UTC on Thursday 20th August.
i haz title: speed-y-???-1
written by Speeder on Aug 19, 2009 02:34
"So this is it? You are now pointing a gun at me before I did anything? What is your problem? I think that I should call the Friend Admnistration Computer so in his might logical balance it can assess the situation and see if I am really a traitor or not, and if I am not a traitor, something that I believe that I am not, he should then assess that you are threatening of unlawfull termination of a troubleshooting, meaning that you will make the computer waste time and resources in decanting a new clone of me and installing that important blinking device that is on my neck again."

I raise both hands, and wait, staring at Joris instead of just looking at him.

"Also I must say that you are making the entire team unhappy."

I am frowning in fact.
goggles!
written by Albeyamakiir on Aug 19, 2009 06:14
Except for me. Anyone wanting to make me unhappy will have to try a lot harder than that.

"Heh heh. You guys are just like little kids. Stu-O, all you have to do is not do something treasonous, and Joris-O has no reason to shoot you. Now, all this argu- I mean discussion, is keeping us from seeing what this delightful little device is for."

I calmly move forward to the device on the floor, pick it up and press the only button I appear to have clearance for; the RED one.
a title is a curious thing...
written by Granpire viking man on Aug 19, 2009 16:12
I look at everyone as if they had not half a brain... Why is everyone acting so edgy? Well except for Al-R, yet I'm not so happy with him for taking the remote I had already claimed, so I content myself to looking over his shoulder at all the buttons.

"Are you sure there's only one RED button here?"

I examine the device carefully, trying to figure out what each one does. Remotes are not as fun when you can't hold them!
[dfsr]
written by Megagun on Aug 19, 2009 23:50
I stare at Stu-O and keep my laser pistol pointed at him.
standing on my title
written by Gligar on Aug 20, 2009 01:25
Something witty involving the word 'recap'
Stu-O says, "So this is it? You are now pointing a gun at me before I did anything? What is your problem? I think that I should call the Friend Administration Computer so in his might logical balance it can assess the situation and see if I am really a traitor or not, and if I am not a traitor, something that I believe that I am not, he should then assess that you are threatening of unlawful termination of a troubleshooter, meaning that you will make the computer waste time and resources in decanting a new clone of me and installing that important blinking device that is on my neck again."

He raises his hands and stares at Joris-O. "Also I must say that you are making the entire team unhappy." Indeed, Stu-O is frowning.

Al-R, of course, is not. "Heh heh. You guys are just like little kids. Stu-O, all you have to do is not do something treasonous, and Joris-O has no reason to shoot you. Now, all this argu- I mean discussion, is keeping us from seeing what this delightful little device is for."

He moves, calmly, towards the remote control, and picks it up. He spots a RED button and presses it.

[clatter]
The anti-psionic enforcer lets out a shrill BEEP. Its lights all flash in a complex pattern. Then, they go out.

Jan-R looks at the rest of the team as if they're a few clones short of a Toubleshooter team. She then pouts a little at Al-R, and looks over his shoulder at the remote. "Are you sure there's only one RED button here?"

She sees an array of assorted RED, ORANGE, and YELLOW buttons, along with a solitary GREEN button off to one side. Aside from their colour, they're all unlabeled.

Joris-O swtares back at Stu-O, keeping his laser pistol trained on him at all times.

Turn 20

Those clones look a little disappointed that nothing flashy happened when Al-R pressed the button. But maybe the effects weren't all that visible?

Current status
TroubleshooterPlayerStatusPP
Stu-O-SUX-2SpeederOkay32
Al-R-KRP-1AlbeyamakiirOkay25
Joris-O-DNK-1MegagunOkay16
Jan-R-DOL-1Granpire Viking ManOkay25
Waiting list
  • Pwin

Have your turns posted no later than 01:30 UTC on Friday 21st August.
i haz title: speed-y-???-1
written by Speeder on Aug 20, 2009 01:40
Notices that lights were flashing around his head... And that nothing happened after that.

"Huh... I don't feel anything new... At least this is not a termination buttom..."

Still standing, still staring at Joris and his gun, and still with occasional twiches in random places of the body.
goggles!
written by Albeyamakiir on Aug 20, 2009 02:05
"Does anyone have anything with which we can lable the button as 'stop blinky stuff'? It might be important if we find out that Stu-O explodes if he blinks too much. Well, either way, I believe it's your turn." I hand the remote to Jan-R (in a mock-official manner). After all, a pout is not a smile!
[dfsr]
written by Megagun on Aug 20, 2009 19:42
I keep my laser pistol ready to fire if anything bad happens.
standing on my title
written by Gligar on Aug 21, 2009 01:33
(OOC: Nothing from GVM.

And... oh! A note from Megagun.)

Etc.
Stu-O notices the blinking lights...

"Huh... I don't feel anything new... At least this is not a termination buttom..."

He remains where he is, staring at Joris-O and his laser pistol.

Al-R asks, "Does anyone have anything with which we can label the button as 'stop blinky stuff'? It might be important if we find out that Stu-O explodes if he blinks too much. Well, either way, I believe it's your turn." Feigning officialness*, he hands the remote the Jan-R.

Jan-R accepts the remote and looks at it, but doesn't discover anything new.

Joris-O also remains where he is, ready to fire if something happens.

* This is an Approved Word, listed in Document JK-416/5c, "Friend Computer's Dictionary of Approved Words, Annex 5c".

Turn 21

And indeed, something does happen... Joris-O's arm starts to twitch! [clatter] It moves erratically, as if being controlled from the outside... [clatter]

ZAP! The laser fires! [clatter...1!!] A perfect shot! [clatter clatter] The blast hits Jan-R in the leg, and goes right through the reflec! (Recall that reflec only protects against lasers of the reflec's clearance or below.) She cries out in pain and falls, a bone in her beg breaking as she does! Crack! Somehow, she keeps hold of the remote.

(OOC: Megagun receives 2pp for [DFSR].)

Current status
TroubleshooterPlayerStatusPP
Stu-O-SUX-2SpeederOkay32
Al-R-KRP-1AlbeyamakiirOkay25
Joris-O-DNK-1MegagunOkay16 + 2 = 18
Jan-R-DOL-1Granpire Viking ManMaimed (notably a broken leg)25 - 1 = 24 (missed turn)
Waiting list
  • Pwin

Have your turns posted no later than 01:30 UTC on Saturday 22nd August.
i haz title: speed-y-???-1
written by Speeder on Aug 21, 2009 01:43
I look at Joris, then I scream: "What you doing you traitor? Shooting REDs for no reason? Friend Computer!!! HEEEELP!!! HEEEEELLLP!!!"

Then I run toward Joris like a bull, even with twitchy legs, also I turn my torso a bit, and make one of my shoulders face Joris.
[dfsr]
written by Megagun on Aug 21, 2009 11:04
I scream.

"He's used telekinesis on me! His powers are available to him again! PUSH BUTTONS ON THE REMOTE! PUSH BUTTONS ON THE REMOTE! QUICK!"

I then dive towards the remote control, scrambling around and trying to push buttons on it.
goggles!
written by Albeyamakiir on Aug 21, 2009 12:15
"If we live through this, I'll never let you live down that girly scream." I say to Joris-O, jokingly. As I say so, though, I decide it would be a good idea to assemble my pistol. Just in case...
standing on my title
written by Gligar on Aug 22, 2009 02:07
(OOC: And GVM hits three missed turns. I will require a replacement. Since Pwin appears to be MIA, this falls to you, ABBers. Mandatory Team Troubleshooter needs YOU!

Oh, and another note from Megagun.)

Recap, or something
Stu-O looks at Joris-O and screams, "What you doing you traitor? Shooting REDs for no reason? Friend Computer!!! HEEEELP!!! HEEEEELLLP!!!"

He charges Joris-O, [clatter] and misses by a wide margin! He slams into the wall of the transbot.

Joris-O screams, "He's used telekinesis on me! His powers are available to him again! PUSH BUTTONS ON THE REMOTE! PUSH BUTTONS ON THE REMOTE! QUICK!"

He dives at Jan-R, grabbing for the remote. She strangely offers no resistance. He holds it close to his chest and, apparently, presses a button or two.

[clatter]

Bloop-BLEEP! "Warning! Warning! Use of mutant power has been authorised! Warning! Warning!"

The enforcer lights up in response to the command from the remote.

"If we live through this," Al-R quips, "I'll never let you live down that girly scream." Whi;e saying this, he readies his laser pistol, fitting a barrel.

Turn 22

Friend Computer, apparently, isn't pating attention right now.

Someone else, however, is.

A laser is fires from somewhere in the transbot. ZAP!

It hits Jan-R in the head. She needn't worry about the broken leg any more.

Because she was just terminated by the BLUE official who walks down the transbot. From the badge on his jumpsuit, he's with IntSec.

Current status
TroubleshooterPlayerStatusPP
Stu-O-SUX-2SpeederOkay - Mutant Power Authorised32
Al-R-KRP-1AlbeyamakiirOkay25
Joris-O-DNK-1MegagunOkay18
Jan-R-DOL-1-Terminated-
Waiting list
  • Pwin


Other
  • Granpire Viking Man (23pp)


Have your turns posted no later than 20:00 UTC on Sunday 23rd August. (Re-aligning the time so I don't have to stay awake until silly-o'clock to process the turn.)
i haz title: speed-y-???-1
written by Speeder on Aug 22, 2009 02:16
"Are you crazy Joris? How could I use mutant power on you if it was authorized only now? Are you saying that Friend Computer great piece of science is broken?"

As the BLUE come in, I stand and try to control all the twich to my best, also I try to smile and not make a face that give the impression that I am actually using any power.
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