. /../Funniest Quotes Thread/ 1
written by E_net4 on Feb 02, 2010 10:56
It's been a big while and now we might get overloaded with funny quotes from AnyNowhere. This thread's goal is to put funny quotes of what happened in the forums or in the chat frame!

= Chat Frame said:
01:23, Alex> More seriously, I suppose it helps developing a habit for "serializing" problems, splitting long tasks into shorter ones, until single instructions.
01:23, Neuzd whispers: Hey Mary Lou, fetch me the time in hexadecimal, will you, please?
01:23, Cryoburner> Mary Lou, what time is it?
01:23, Mary Lou> 151 server time, that is, my time.
01:24, Cryoburner whispers: That is, your time.
01:24, Alex> In that case you need a plan B. Mine's opening a kiosk.
01:24, Cryoburner whispers: Selling lemonade?
01:24, Alex whispers: Unspecified. Possibly magazines and comics.
01:25, Cryoburner whispers: Or how about a kiosk selling Lemonade and programming languages?
01:25, Alex whispers: I'll eventually attach USB pendrives to special editions with my software on.
01:25, Alex whispers: I could sell floors.
01:26, Cryoburner whispers: It could be called "The Lemonoleum Emporium".
01:26, Alex whispers: Good one. I'm taking note.
01:27, Cryoburner whispers: Lemonade, programming languages, magazines, and flooring... something for everyone! It's a guaranteed success!
01:28, Alex whispers: You could program while reading a magazine and sipping lemonade standing on a linoleum floor.
01:29, Shadowlord whispers: Mary Lou, how do you program while reading a magazine?
01:29, Shadowlord whispers: Does she ignore whispers?
01:29, Cryoburner whispers: No, she jjust ignores you.
written by E_net4 on Feb 04, 2010 00:11

= Chat Frame said:
00:00, E_net4> The program works, but it won't say good bye. And I think the thread suspension is doing that...
00:00, Alex> I just heard a rather loud crashing noise. Kitteeeeens! brb
00:00, E_net4> My cat likes doing that as well.
00:01, E_net4> Sometimes she even goes nuts.
00:01, E_net4> Most possibly the lack of food, but she's on a diet.
00:01, E_net4> probably*
00:02, Starchaser> My cat was so kind as to sit on my chest at 6am which I never got back to sleep from.
00:03, E_net4> I could use that... but maybe not at 6 am.
00:03, Stellanaut> One or both of my cats have a habit of snugging against my leg while I sleep
00:06, E_net4> My program still won't say goodbye!
00:07, Gligar wonders if the forum shoulf have spoiler tags.
00:08, E_net4> If you think they're necessary, I don't see why not.
00:08, Stellanaut> Possibly, though the thread itself can be tagged with a <<spoiler>>
00:08, E_net4> Never gonna give you up!
00:08, Stellanaut> What thread makes you wish for them?
00:08, E_net4> Never gonna let you down!
00:08, E_net4> Never gonna make you cry!
00:08, E_net4> Never gonna say goodbye!
00:08, Stellanaut> Ah sheesh, I get enough of that in random links
00:08, E_net4> My program just rickroll'd me passively.
lost, not forgotten
written by Alex on Feb 04, 2010 01:37
Evil Mary Lou

Chat Frame said:
13:54, Alex> The puzzling thing has been that the FTP server wasn't letting me in. Claiming login authentication failure. :/
13:54, Mary Lou> Precisely.
13:55, Alex whispers: I wonder if Mary's been changing the FTP password now.
13:55, Neuzd> Her irony suggests so...
written by E_net4 on Feb 10, 2010 22:48
Chat Frame said:
22:32, E_net4> My next step of learning would be keyboard input. I still can't use ekey. *facepalm*
22:33, Alex> Um, perhaps the best part I could point you at should be the "user_interface/keystrokes" example.
22:34, Alex> Just look at its "user input loop".
22:34, E_net4> Will do.
22:39, E_net4> spawn: ? O.O
22:42, Alex> I might make a scheme of parts there...
22:43, Alex> Spawn is used to create a subroutine branch that returns to "user input loop".
22:43, Alex> Subsequently, return-like instructions like "leave" will return to "user input loop", which is the return point indicated to "spawn" as an argument.
22:44, Alex> Technically, "spawn" pushes that address on the stack, and leaves it there, then returns to its caller.
22:45, Cryoburner whispers: Doesn't he fight demons too?
22:45, Alex> This enables simplifying the flow of structures like generic user input loops. You can then issue conditioned jumps to enter routines that manage events. When the routines return, they'll return to "user input loop".
22:45, Alex whispers: No, I'd be infringing copyright if he did.
written by E_net4 on Mar 09, 2010 19:27
Chat Frame said:
19:24, Mary Lou> "E_net4" reached major age!
19:24, E_net4> I actually reached major age 3 months ago.
19:25, Neuzd> I'm pretty sure she meant that you just became a major member
19:25, E_net4> ...
i haz title: speed-g-dof
written by Speeder on Mar 09, 2010 23:20
Chat Frame said:
21:02, Armok> Hey, Mary Lou, remember me?
22:39, E_net4> In Soviet Russia, Mary Lou remembers YOU!
23:08, Speeder> Indeed, only in soviet russia, because here Mary Lou seemly ignored Armok...
i haz title: speed-g-dof
written by Speeder on Mar 19, 2010 01:54
Chat Frame said:
22:42, Armok> How are things going for you, Mary Lou?
22:42, Mary Lou> You should ask EZ-Web-Hosting.com.
22:42, Armok> who are EZ-web-hosting.com?
22:43, Mary Lou> I have no idea.
Mary Lou really likes Armok it seems... At least this time he was not ignored.
i haz title: speed-g-dof
written by Speeder on May 10, 2010 02:03
Mary Lou now decided that she is a cow.

Chat Frame said:
00:22, Yoda__> hi
00:23, Yoda__> Mary Lou
00:23, Mary Lou> Moo.
00:55, Jam> Don't you mean "meow", Mary Lou?
00:55, Mary Lou> What the hello.
00:55, Jam> What the meow!!!
01:02, Yoda__> hi jam
02:00, Speeder> Mary Lou, meow to me please?
02:00, Speeder> Mary Lou?
02:01, Speeder> Where is your meow Mary Lou?
02:01, Mary Lou> In a harddrive, in a folder, under the path '~anywhere/public_html/bb', of a machine called EZ17, locked inside one of many cubicles.
02:01, Speeder> Good to know that you don't lost it!
written by E_net4 on May 25, 2010 23:48
Chat Frame said:
22:25, Neuzd whispers: If the LI+ ions stream randomly hits a stardrifter with a full tank, that would probably spark a chain reaction that would destroy Feltyrion, but it is also a very unlikely event...
22:37, Cryoburner> A small fuel capsule with its own vimana engine.
22:38, Neuzd> Yes, more or less. Isn't it cute?
22:39, Cryoburner> Starmap updates could be sent and received that way as well.
22:39, Cryoburner whispers: And chat messages...
22:39, Cryoburner whispers: Facebook and Twitter integration!
22:40, Neuzd> Well, it's more unpractical. The nice thing about shooting LI+ ions is that they are the fuel itself.
22:40, Neuzd> Sure you may need some kilos to actually send few grams to the other side of the galaxy, but still, wouldn't it be great?
22:41, Cryoburner> It could be like this... http://www.hiwiller.com/2010/04/29/if-mario-was-designed-in-2010
23:53, E_net4> Carry Lookahead!
23:05, Crickets> chirp, chirp, chirp
23:46, E_net4> I'm so killing the funny guy.
written by Buuks on May 26, 2010 14:20
That "Chat Frame"-dude is a funny guy, but I am not always understanding his humour.
i haz title: speed-g-dof
written by Speeder on Jul 02, 2010 00:17
Chat Frame said:
17:12, Neuzd> Mary Lou, announce the StarMap update. Can you do this job for the Department?
18:16, Mary Lou> Please enjoy your Starmap update. If you have any questions or problems, please hang up and try your call again. Thank you.
18:30, Neuzd whispers: That was very professional Mary Lou, thank you.
18:30, Mary Lou> Oh bitter chien.
23:19, Selbio> Mary Lou, announce the mom.
23:19, Selbio>
00:15, Speeder> Mary Lou, announce Selbio mom. Can you do this job for the Deparment?
00:15, Speeder> Mary Lou, announce Selbio mom. Can you do this job for the Department?
00:15, Speeder> Yep, Mary Lou dislike your mom Selbio.
00:15, Mary Lou> Exactly.
written by E_net4 on May 15, 2011 23:23
Chat Frame said:
23:17, E_net4> No one would say you have bad ideas, but one must think of the effort required to build them. Start small.
23:17, Malkom> I know...
23:17, Malkom> I have a ton of ideas I won't be making for /ages/.
23:18, E_net4> http://wwww.undoneprojects.net/ages/
23:18, E_net4> If you click it, you lose.
23:18, Malkom> /!\ Problem loading page
23:18, E_net4> XD
23:18, Malkom> lol
23:18, Malkom> i clicked it
23:19, E_net4> Muhuhuahahahahah!
23:19, Malkom> Why is it so funny?
23:19, E_net4> Because I fooled you, of course.
23:19, Malkom> Grrrrrrrrr
23:20, Malkom whispers: I thought it would be like, a list of ideas people submitted...
23:21, E_net4> XDDDD
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