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written by 4616599 on Feb 15, 2010 06:53
I quickly respond, somehow putting on a stereotypical accent "Err...oh, yesh Comrade, cannot dizcolse full deetails in the open, but our local bot ajgent haz rezported anz attempt by Intssek to reegainn control of SUX sector, with thze incusion occurring about seven sectors east of here. We zont have any forces there, so I recommend we mobilize all available uneetz in thiz area tzo move there. I wudd ask the bot to give you more details, but he'z just crashed. Might bze another Intssec attempt. Over."
standing on my title
written by Gligar on Feb 15, 2010 14:13
"Ah, Aleksandr! I was not aware that you had a bot... Did Pitr free one from its Capitalist pig-dog programming? Over."
i haz title: speed-y-???-1
written by Speeder on Feb 15, 2010 17:44
I nod with the head, several times to 4k.

Then I smile and give a thumbs up.
written by Cryoburner on Feb 15, 2010 20:08
Noting that others have returned to the warehouse following the explosion, I approach the stairs, but stop short upon hearing communist voices... Might the warehouse be full of communists!?

Looking about the concourse, I see the scrubot going about cleaning an already clean floor, and get an idea...

"Scrubot, how would you like an upgrade?"

Finding a random hole on the scrubot, I insert one of the light bulbs I'm carrying, and screw it firmly into place.
written by 4616599 on Feb 16, 2010 03:24
I return the thumbs-up gesture to Speed-R, and watch quizzically as he nods at a box marked '4000'. =P

I then reply, "I wudd suppose he did...must have been pretty tuff for him, given Fool Computer's greedy capitalist programming methods. All I know is thut he did something to a scrubot. He's searching a warehouse at the moment, kan't really make out whut he's found. What is the status of our other local patrols?"
standing on my title
written by Gligar on Feb 16, 2010 13:26
Concourse C1

The light bulb is a pretty good fit.

As soon as Cryo-R is done, the lightbulb lights up... a bit too brightly. And promptly breaks. Oh well.

Damaged warehouse

"Comrade, I can't give you that information over the com. The capitalist enemy could be listening in.

"However, I am pleased at Pitr's success in liberating a scrubot. Tell him --"


There is silence on the other tend for a moment.

"-- I must cur this short. The base is under attack. Follow your glorious orders. Out."
i haz title: speed-y-???-1
written by Speeder on Feb 16, 2010 16:53
"Huh... They believed us, should we keep the communicator?"
hang in there
written by Lightning4 on Feb 16, 2010 18:54
I've already disappeared into the corridor. I cautiously look around for dangers and/or exits.

Or things of use.
standing on my title
written by Gligar on Feb 16, 2010 20:37
The corridor sports four other doors and is empty of clones... well, living ones. There's a dead INFRARED not far away. You can tell she's dead because of the gaping hole in her chest. Looks like the Communists have lasers.

The corridor seems to exist to connect another corridor -- a RED one, with one door that you can see -- with what appears to be an INFRARED concourse, where there are a lot of clones. Presumably, they're there for the parade.

A map may help...
Also, stats.
i haz title: speed-y-???-1
written by Speeder on Feb 16, 2010 21:15
(ooc: it is two map releases already that I am in the wrong place... Gligar?)
standing on my title
written by Gligar on Feb 16, 2010 21:40
(OOC, sort of: You are in error, the information is 100% accurate. All evidence to the contrary is due to Communist interference )
standing on my title
written by Gligar on Feb 17, 2010 19:55
Loud pompous music starts blaring from the concourse. It's the sort of thing you only hear when the Communists break into a vidshow feed, and even then only for a few seconds. Only now they're in control, so you now hear the whole thing.

But relax! Communist music has been found to be completely ineffective in imparting Communist propoganda on the citizens of Alpha Complex in 99.5% of recorded cases! You have nothing to worry about!
i haz title: speed-y-???-1
written by Speeder on Feb 17, 2010 20:54
"Hey, what happen if we dump all our explosives and B3 in the middle of their parade? We would wipe a wide amount of commies! Maybe friend computer would even promote us!"
standing on my title
written by Gligar on Feb 18, 2010 00:03
Damaged Warehouse

A security camera swivels round and focuses on Speed-R.

A speaker activates and a voice says, "Ah! Have you made any progress?"

It sounds like the clone seen on the Computer monitor in the meeting hall.
hang in there
written by Lightning4 on Feb 18, 2010 00:37
Nonetheless, I cover my ears and stumble back into the warehouse saying "LA LA LA LA LA LA LA" to block out the sound.

After I notice the music has stopped and everyone is looking at me like I'm a commie, I blurt out "Commies... many commies!"
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