| written by Jam on Jun 09, 2011 18:31 |
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Oh... Whoops... Blame internet memes...
Fixed now...  ) | |  | |  |
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| written by Malkom on Jun 11, 2011 15:07 |
 | |  | | ![]() (OOC: Sorry for the lack of updates lately. I don't really have an excuse.)
Control room, unknown spaceship, somewhere in the Outer Fringes
Colemak grabs the key chain and unlocks and opens the trapdoor, muttering to himself.
Looking into the trapdoor, he startles: there's a big, green, Zargon head jammed up against the opening. Closer inspection reveals it to be dead. Unfortunately, it's still in the way.
Captain Awesome whose actions are very Obvious yells at Colemak to "Pull that lever for me, fan guy!" He then tries to find a way to shoot at the Zargons in the other ship. Difficulty 5, cliche Show Off (2), penalty 3 because he's not showing off so much any more. * clatter * He can't seem to find anything, although he searches determinedly.
The ship autofires at the Zargons. Old ship stats: us 4, Zargons 5. Diff 10. * clatter * The shot slams into the side of the Zargons' ship, smashing one of their turret guns.
Practically spitting with rage, the Zargons return fire. The ship's a sitting duck, at the slow speed Captain Awesome managed to get their ship going at. But then these Zargons never really liked to dodge either.
diff 10 * clatter *
The shot slams soundly into the unknown spaceship, and the whole thing shakes.
Awww... current ship stats: us 3, Zargons 4. Someone... do something! | |  | |  |
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  | written by Malkom on Jun 13, 2011 04:27 |
| | | | ![]() Shame on you. Post your actions NOW. Refusal is treason. | | | | |
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 | |  | | ![]() ((OOC: Getting even, are we?))
Colemak swore he heard someone yell about treason. Or was it pulling the lever? Oh well. There didn't seem to be much of going anywhere.
"I suppose I'll have to deal with this virtual threat before I can leave..."
He prepares to fire with the things that he recognises would finish the enemy ship quickly. | |  | |  |
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| written by Jam on Jun 13, 2011 13:51 |
| | | | ![]() Captain Awesome runs over and pulls the lever himself, then runs back to the flight controls and tries to make the ship do something awesome... Something like dodging all those shots from the Zargons. | | | | |
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| written by Malkom on Jun 13, 2011 14:53 |
| | | | ![]() Control room, unknown spaceship, somewhere in the Outer Fringes
Colemak runs over to the controls and looks for something to fire at the Zargons, in order to finish them off quickly. He finds a MISSILES button, and gets ready to push it, thumb hovering above the button. (OOC: Bwaha! That'll pay you for not posting your actions! Note: Minga didn't actually say he was pushing the button, only to get ready to push it.)
Captain Awesome runs over and shoves the lever into the OFF position. The klaxon dies down.
He then tries to make the ship dodge the Zargon shots. Diff 10... cliche showoff (4), subtraction from result 2. * clatter * He tenses himself to dodge, eyes locked on the green Zargon-ey menace.
The Zargons fire. Zargon dice: 3 * clatter* result subtracted from by 4 for the Capt. Awesome dodge. * scribbling sounds * Captain Awesome just manages to boost the ship's speed in time; the shots whistle past the tail.
current stats: Zargs 3, us 4
The ship autofires back. * clatter * The shot slams straight on into the Zargons' hull!
Current ship stats: us 3, Zargons 3. That button could use pushing. | | | | |
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└> last changed by Malkom on June 13, 2011 at 15:11
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| written by Jam on Jun 13, 2011 17:15 |
| | | | ![]() Captain Awesome continues trying to make the ship dodge...
"Fire the missiles, fan guy!" | | | | |
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| | | | ![]() Colemak doubts for a moment, but pushes the button anyway. He wonders if he did the right thing... And is aware of some noise yelling right at him. Like some sort of radio broadcast. He blurts out before he can stop himself,
"I'm not a fan, thank you very much!" | | | | |
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| written by Malkom on Jun 14, 2011 22:52 |
| | | | ![]() Control room, unknown spaceship, somewhere in the Outer Fringes
Captain Awesome continues dodging. It's easy, he's still in full swing from the last dodge.
Colemak stabs his thumb down on the button. "I'm not a fan, thank you very much!" he declaims as he does so.
The ship autofires at the Zargons. *clatter* The shot just slams into the Zargonoid hull.
There's a vibration, then a roar of rocket engines as a missile streaks away from our ship towards the Zargons, closely followed by a second. I think those missiles'll be Missile(3)'s. *clatter* *clatter* They both slam into the Zargon spaceship.
KA BOOM!
The menaces were probably about to fire missiles themselves, but... too late. | | | | |
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└> last changed by Malkom on June 16, 2011 at 17:02
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| written by Malkom on Jun 16, 2011 17:03 |
| | | | ![]() And the update is finally here.
Sign up, Speeder and L4. We need you! | | | | |
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| | | | ![]() Something felt off, as Colemak tried to exit the simulation. He began to think it through very carefully. Then he just felt very tired, as if something in his body wanted him to stop. He didn't fight it, and let himself slump. | | | | |
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| written by Jam on Jun 18, 2011 16:53 |
| | | | ![]() "Another evil in this world, defeated by the great Captain Awesome!"
Captain Awesome then poses in case anybody (such as fan guy) wants to take his picture... | | | | |
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| written by Malkom on Jun 19, 2011 01:42 |
| | | | ![]() Control room, unknown spaceship, somewhere in the Outer Fringes
Colemak looks like he's concentrating, then slumps down...
...right onto the missile button. A pair of silver missiles hiss off into the darkness of space.
"Warning. Tertiary weapons system ammunition depleted. No reload source available." The mechanical voice comes from a speaker in the ceiling. (OOC: No teletype tags...  )
Captain Awesome strikes an awesome pose, hoping his fan guy will take his picture. But the fan guy doesn't seem to be inclined to do so.
The autobots start repairing the ship... Current ship dice: 4/5. | | | | |
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| | | | ![]() Colemak felt the need for sleep suddenly increasing. He let himself do whatever his own body felt appropriate, and waited for the effects.
Maybe I'm dreaming. Maybe...
He closed his eyes... | | | | |
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| written by Jam on Jun 20, 2011 01:32 |
| | | | ![]() Captain Awesome starts yelling very loudly about how awesome he is...
It'd be rather hard to sleep in such noise... | | | | |
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