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written by Albeyamakiir on May 19, 2014 10:25
That Jailbreak thing that Yourself linked to in the chat earlier today interested me, so I guess I'll have a go at one. Just to practise with my tablet, really, but maybe it'll be fun, too. This should continue until I get bored, in which case, the character will probably die.

I present a scenario. The character will do whatever you command (text adventure style), but only the first command after the most recent image will be chosen. Commands must be preceded by a greater-than symbol (>).


You are a god or god-like being of indeterminate gender. You haven't really thought about it much, because you have only just popped into being. There is a void in which you float. Your sleeves are longer than your arms, and the rest of the robe longer than your body (and totally not because I forgot to draw them).

Being a... being of considerable power, you have the ability to create anything. You are limited only by your imagination.

What do you do?
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r'lyeh sweet r'lyeh
written by Neuzd on May 19, 2014 10:41
>examine shades in the background
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written by Albeyamakiir on May 19, 2014 11:18
Neuzd said:
>examine shades in the background

That's not a set of shades. That's a curtain. You created it earlier to test your abilities. And because the void was pretty boring without it. The curtain rod is pretty shitty, though. Still, you step back, or rather float back, and admire your handy-work.
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written by Kristos on May 19, 2014 16:53
>look behind curtain
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written by Albeyamakiir on May 20, 2014 04:08
Ok, I'm at work and without my tablet. You'll just have to deal with the art style change for the moment.
Kristos said:
>look behind curtain

It's just yourself. That's the annoying technical reality of endless voids. They're endless, but not necessarily big.
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written by Cryoburner on May 20, 2014 13:55
>wear curtain
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written by Albeyamakiir on May 21, 2014 03:24
Cryoburner said:
>wear curtain


Now that you take a good look at yourself, though, you realise you're pretty underwhelming for a god-or-god-like-being. Hang on. You have an idea.



There we go! Any self-respecting god-or-god-like-being wouldn't be caught dead without a cape and a curtain-rod-staff-with-a-christmas-bauble-duct-taped-to-the-end. Regal visage! Pure charisma! Wow! All mankind will follow you to the ends of the Earth, if you so much as hint that you'd maybe like them to, if they don't mind!

That is, once you've made mankind. And Earth. And ends, for that matter.
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rawr
written by Raptorjedi on May 21, 2014 03:59
>search for where the Christmas Ornament came from.
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written by Albeyamakiir on May 21, 2014 11:33
Raptorjedi said:
>search for where the Christmas Ornament came from.

Ah, but you know exactly where it came from. The duct-tape, too. You created it with your god-or-god-like-being powers. Sometime, you hope to create something on-screen for once.
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r'lyeh sweet r'lyeh
written by Neuzd on May 21, 2014 11:41
>create expectation
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written by Albeyamakiir on May 22, 2014 04:18
Neuzd said:
>create expectation

In order to prepare for your masterful creations, and with your usual flare for the dramatic, you decide a drumroll is in order. At your command, a beautiful new snare drum and some drumsticks materialise out of nothi-- Huh?

What's that?

15-minute countdown? Until what?

God damn void doing a better job of creating expectation than you.
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rawr
written by Raptorjedi on May 22, 2014 05:40
>Create a wall to hold the countdown timer up. It looks weird just floating there.
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written by Albeyamakiir on May 22, 2014 12:33
Raptorjedi said:
>Create a wall to hold the countdown timer up. It looks weird just floating there.


Somehow, the giant timer looks stranger floating in the air than everything else around you which is doing the same thing. With your mighty GOGLB (god-or-god-like-being) powers, you create the tallest wall you can. In order to support its enormous weight, you rest it on itself. You have provided an alcove for the-- uh...

Where did it...?



Oh come on! It can't just show up, warn you in a semi-ominous manner about some mysterious thing happening in 15 minutes, then just bugger off with no explanation!

That's not fair!
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i haz title: speed-g-dof
written by Speeder on May 22, 2014 13:00
> north
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written by Albeyamakiir on May 23, 2014 03:58
Speeder said:
> north


You know what? Bugger this. This void sucks. Time to find a way out. You discard the question of "how do you know there's anywhere else to be?" that's nagging you in the back of your mind (after all, you only came into existence like 6 minutes ago, right?), and fashion a compass out of pure empty space. Time to go... north...

Wait, wait. That's silly. What did you expect to accomplish? You already knew this void looped to produce a relatively small infinite space. Go north as far as you like, and you'll always return to where you came from.

You're starting to get the distinct feeling you aren't the one in control, here.
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