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written by Cryoburner on Sep 08, 2014 18:26
I think he has just one wheel. Or at least, one visible wheel. I suppose there could be more inside. >_>
written by Yourself on Oct 10, 2014 15:10
> go back in time to when all there was was void, halt the time forever
i do my own stun-- avatars
written by Albeyamakiir on Oct 11, 2014 00:22
The void was actually (subtly?) implied to be the main character on prophetic and reality-altering drugs. So, let's not put him through that again.
written by Yourself on Oct 11, 2014 01:54
Albeyamakiir said:
The void was actually (subtly?) implied to be the main character on prophetic and reality-altering drugs. So, let's not put him through that again.
it seems like you just denounced all imagination as a whole;
there was nothing about drugs there.

but do not worry, it can still be fixed; hold my beer:

Yourself said:
> go back in time to when all there was was void, halt the time forever
bung bungbungbung, bungbungbungbung, bungbungbungbung-bung; bung.
bung bungbungbung, bungbungbungbung, bungbungbungbung-bung


as the universe gains self consciousness while 'mr sandman' keeps playing,
it looks at itself and asks itself what it has become.
realizing that it isn't working that well, or serving any purpose,
only wastes enormous amounts of computational power,
it decides that it should optimize out.

and so it happens - or - doesn't:
time reverses, dimensions collapse, soundtrack stops.


screen goes black

but then universe realizes something:
it didn't even exist in the first place,
as the concept of 'first place' has now completely lost it's meaning;
neither does it have anybody to give the reclaimed resources to


credits start rolling


credits end rolling

you are looking at the screen for a while while nothing happens;
you exit the video player.

fin.
written by Cryoburner on Oct 11, 2014 23:58
Chapter -1:

Deciding it had enough of not existing, the universe decides to exist, because that tends to be more interesting.



Of course, just being a universe with nothing in it is not particularly interesting in itself, so it decides to create something. It starts with snakes.



The snakes just kind of float there.

written by Yourself on Oct 12, 2014 02:04


except that this one is not a snake. it's a hat.
i haz title: speed-g-dof
written by Speeder on Oct 12, 2014 02:46
This is a elephant!
written by Kristos on Oct 12, 2014 13:46
And then this happens.
written by Yourself on Oct 12, 2014 18:59
and thank god for that.

if i didn't know any better, i'd say that the universe failed, but
i'm pretty sure that deep in it's soul it always dreamed of doing this.

we can all go home now. there is nothing to see here.
also, fridge logic isn't really fridge logic if
it alters the source material directly.

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